They told us that when we invaded, we'd be greeted
with sweets and flowers. They left out the crucial modifier:
"exploding."
GAY MARRIAGE
George W. Bush wants to amend our Constitution to make it illegal for gays to
marry. But evidently, he has no problem with terrorists getting married.
BILL FRIST DIAGNOSING TERRI SCHIAVO FROM 800 MILES AWAY
The FristCam Act of 2005 would place a video camera
in every one of
BUSH'S 9/11 BAIT AND SWITCH
Bin Laden must have been furious. Here he had gone to all this trouble to
murder thousands of Americans, and Saddam—Saddam, the infidel!—was getting all
the credit! Who was the head of al Qaeda?! Who was
funding al Qaeda?! Somewhere along the
Afghanistan-Pakistan border there was a very angry terrorist mastermind.
MORAL VALUES
From what I understand, if you cut out all the passages in the Bible where
Jesus talks about the poor, about helping out the least among us, you'd have
the perfect container to smuggle Rush Limbaugh's drugs in.
THE SOCIAL SECURITY "CRISIS"
The number Bush kept using, $11 trillion, represented the total shortfall from
now until the year Infinity. If you think about it, $11 trillion over Infinity
years is nothing. Over the first 11 trillion years, that's just one dollar a
year. Easy. After that, it's over. You're done. What,
exactly, is the problem?